Most Memorable Seinfeld Quotes – “The Wink”

1. “I’d rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn’t even know you’re not good enough for her.”, “I think she’d figure it out.” –George and Elaine
2. “So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?”, “Undateable!” , “Then how are all these people getting together?”,  “Alcohol.” –Elaine & Jerry
3. “Women don’t respect salad eaters.” –Jerry
4. “Pulp can move, baby!” –George
5. “We reversed positions so there was no funny business.”, “Reversed positions?”, “Yeah, you know, head to toe.”,  “So what, your genitals are still lined up.” –Elaine & Jerry

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Seinfeld Quotes – The Visa

1. George, “Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That’s* a fantasy camp!”
2. George, “Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That’s all I’m askin’. This woman thinks I’m very funny and now you’re gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I’m gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn’t seem so funny.”
3. Babu’s Brother, “Where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!”
4. George, “Toasting makes me uncomfortable. But toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let’s toast to toast.”
5. Cheryl, “Do you ever laugh?”, Jerry “Not really. Sometimes when I’m in the tub…” , Cheryl “That’s so sad. What do you do?” , Jerry “I’m a comedian.”
6. George, “Nobody is sicker than me.”
7. Babu,  “I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man.”